out of the mouthes of...

MOTHERS?!

yes...that's what i said.

there are things this mother never thought she'd have to say.

things that are pretty much...

well...

not exactly...

shall we say...

philosophical?

but,

quite..

profound.

i guess.

things like...

please, don't throw the potatoes at the window.

why, is there an egg salad sandwich in my dryer?

please, don't pick your sister's nose.

 probably not a good idea to lick my shoes, thanks.

please, don't glue your toes together.

never the less...

this one..

takes the cake.

PLEASE,
DON'T BITE THE TOILET!!!

its true.  i promise....i've really said all of these things.