Easter Monday Rules

Easter Monday ‎Rules of the Day are as follows and not necessarily in order stated....

• plastic egg throwing in the house is forbidden.
• sneaking outside to have egg wars in the rain and mud is also forbidden
• all candy consumption is forbidden before lunch
• gum is candy
• you may not store squished half chewed gum in your pocket for later
• do not stuff or store your candy wrappers in the corners of the couch
• candy wrapper collections are also forbidden
• if you are desperate enough to eat the squished candy off the floor, feel free
• each child must consume at least one hard boiled egg today
• any and all eggs that you crack in egg wars must be eaten
• overdosing on eggs is also not permissible
• do NOT eat eggs with shells on
• all unclaimed candy may/will be consumed by the mother at any given time