and surely not the LAST!
it definately was NOT ME who handed the little boy a lollipop before attacking his hair with scissors!
and while he sat there drooling....
it certainly was NOT ME who laughed as the hair fell in to the puddles and stuck to his fingers...
no no, NOT ME!
who let him finish this sticky hairy drooly lollipop before plopping him in the bathtub!
oh no, NOT ME!